Normally, I would reserve that title for Dubya. But wouldn’t you know it, it seems that title is now being contended by none other - (drumroll please)
*mimics high-pitched voice introductions of beauty pageant contestants*
Miss Teen USA, South Carolina!
Yes, the usual assumptions that the Q&A portion of beauty pageants presupposing the pageant is looking for more than just beauties, has just gone down the drain. We may expect in the near future that organizers may consider dropping this portion just so they can save the pageant from future embarrassment.
Don’t believe me? Here. It’s even subtitled so you can take in the full impact of what the poor girl is saying. lol.
And if you didn’t get that, I’ve transcribed it here for you.
Judge: Recent polls have shown that one-fifth of Americans can’t locate the US on a world map. Why do you think this is?
Ms. I’m-not-stupid-just-intellectually-challenged: (deep breath) I personally believe (pause) that (pause) US Americans are unable to do so, bcuz, uh, some ah, people in our nation don’t have maps, and I believe that uh, our education like, such as South Africa, and uh, the Iraq. Everywhere like such as, and - I believe they should, our education over here! in the US should help the US, should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children. (deep breath, doesn’t know what struck her) (it’s the stupid bug, idiot!)
Host: (sported a pained expression on his face all throughout gorgeous’ answer and is now struggling mightily not to guffaw and break out in gales of laughter) Thank you (mfph) Ms. South Carolina
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Ok. You can stop laughing at the poor girl now. Her answer has just spawned an entire phenomenon on YouTube, never mind the entire web. These are the three best spoofs I found so far: how to call 911 Ms. SC style, make us proud baby!, skip to end of Ms. SC answer and watch the tacked on video (its a clip from Billy Madison) Here’s what the guy talking to Adam Sandler said in full:
"What you just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I’ve ever heard.
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close
to anything that can be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points,
and may God have mercy on your soul."
roflmao. The judges in Ms. Teen USA should have told Ms. SC the same thing. We award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. lol.
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Although, this kind of thing may be funny, miseducation of [quote]US Americans[unquote] is no laughing matter. In fact, it may be the most tragic thing to happen ever since Bush was elected - twice by the same US Americans we are laughing about!
For a country that holds the largest number of nuclear weapons, and a country that has the greatest military power in the world, having people like her choose its next president, is a clear invitation to Armaggedon.
A few more clips of American stupidity should scare you shitless.
r Americans rili stoopid? or r dey jz pleyn ignoorant?
and these are the people who support the war?
and you wish this guy here was the typical American…
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So you think studying are for chumps?
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