Women of all ages old enough to want to seduce a man, PAY ATTENTION!
You should not be asking HOW to seduce a man, but WHEN. Honestly,
seducing a man is a no-brainer. It’s the WHEN that all women should ask
themselves. Why? Here are some reasons why the WHEN is more important
than the HOW.
1. Men by nature are sexually active creatures. It doesn’t matter if
they’ve been injured or fallen from a cliff and broken three ribs, a
leg, and both arms. If they can still get it up, even if you want them
not to, they will get it up if you get them sexually attracted to you.
2. Most women think that it’s just a simple question of how. Get
this. No matter what tricks you use, if you’re butt-ugly, it won’t
matter. No guy will pay you any attention. Unless you get him drunk.
3. Now that we’ve settled the question of looks, let’s settle the
question of which group you belong to. The butt-ugly types, or the
butt-men-like types? Now this is easy. If you think you belong to the
former, then punish yourself no more. Your wisdom is right. And there’s
no sense in beating yourself up for it. Worry not, for even butt-ugly
people like you CAN STILL seduce men. Now, if you think you belong to
the latter, then what the hell are you reading this article for? Woman,
get yourself a man right now! If you’re still having problems, skip all
these and go
4. So, you’ve accepted you’re butt-ugly. Your next question is
naturally: then how can I still get myself some action? There are three
options you can explore, but basically they’re all the same.
Option A - breast enhancement
Option B - butt enhancement
Option C - plastic surgery and some mix of liposuction
5. Now that you’ve "prettified" yourself, congratulations! You can
now saunter over from the butt-ugly types group huddled at the far
corner of the room, and join the pussycats wily roaming the jungle for
some man-meat. Post a note on your bathroom mirror (which you must read
everyday) saying: Today is the day I lose my virginity. (and you should
believe it too!)
6. Now that we’ve separated the chaff from the grain, and all women
reading up to this point are QUALIFIED to seduce men, we answer the
most important question of seduction. WHEN.
When should you seduce men?
a. When you know they’ve been involuntarily sexually inactive for a long time (try 3 days).
b. When your eyes make eye-contact with them and their eyes make
breast-contact or butt-contact, girl, you know you’ve hit the jackpot.
c. When they’ve just had a promotion, or some other sort of life-changing achievement.
d. When they’re on the rebound
e. And should I still be saying this? When they’re drunk of course!
Now that you know when you exactly need to do the seducing, it’s time to do the act.
My 3 G’s is pretty simple and straightforward.
Get Naked. Get laid. Get dressed.
Rinse and repeat.
Now you just need to look for an article in how to keep a man that
you’ve just seduced and you’re good to go. But until then, hold those
wedding horses girl.
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